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Blow Me NES Cartridge Parody - Unisex Hoodie melrose park once in fancy cursive andBlowing into an NES cartridge was a religious sacrament performed by every kid who confused spit with engineering. Nintendo said it never worked, but Nintendo also thought the Power Glove was a good idea. The Details: Gray flat graphic of a classic NES game cartridge with a red label area, ridged grip on the left side, and a small downward pointing triangle near the bottom center. Red serif text reading "BLOW ME" sits inside a rounded rectangular